We're on a Boat!

Eorin's journal fell into the river, so the more detailed notes were lost, much to his dismay.


We got on a boat - we did random crap on the boat. Eorin found out he hates boats. We also learned that Kyle’s belt does not come off b/c it is cursed. Eorin briefly got banned from all the libraries Korvosa for writing a letter of complaint to a bookseller for selling a book that’s contents were in a different language than the title. He then realised it was a book that increased one’s Wisdom, promptly wrote a letter of apology (with Kyle’s help) and the ban was lifted. Ran into orcs demanding a toll, and Illythan and Zelara did trial by bad opera, which they failed. Then trial by combat. Zelara acquired a dog named Chubby Baby from the orcs for almost beating their fiercest warrior. Found a boat smuggling this stuff that fuels constructs made from undead. We called the Hellknights on them, and moved their boat out of the way (it was blocking the river). Then we saw Tesse, the mythical creature that lives in the river that everyone was looking for, but she left.