"Eorin! You need to come out and take my belt off so we can take a bath!" - Kyle
"How are they gonna get me? I'm in the ooze!" - Em (Kyle's Player)
“My finger is teak! I don't care!” - Kyle
“Oh my god! You just drank that! And now your finger is wood! What is your face going to become!?” - Orias
“I was lead here by a magic carpet.” - Illythan
“It’s a magical pencil eraser! All it does is erase pencils! Of course I’m going to use charges to erase pencils!” – Kyle
“Don’t make me yell angrily, it hurts my face.” – Eorin’s player post wisdom teeth surgery
Kyle (to Eorin): Why are five gods in our house?
Illythan: Four
Kyle: Four, and that guy.
Orias: Yea, because they're douche-bags
Kyle: Fuck those priests"
Orias: Yea, because they're douche-bags
Kyle: Fuck those priests"
"If I have learned anything from RPGs, it's that the world ending events will wait for me." - Em (Kyle's player)
"I can't be too mad at this thing for killing Eorin, we just did the same thing like, four hours ago." - Joe
"You would need to be in the root beer" - GM
"Step one: create the box. Step two: open the box. Step three: put the litch in the box. Step four: never open the box. And that's the way you doooo it! It's a litch in a box!" - Everyone
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